Welcome back.

You have successfully returned to reality. Please take a moment to orient yourself with your current surroundings.

Reminder List:

  • The ceiling is not fluorescent; it is called "the sky."

  • It is blue (occasionally grey).

  • Walls are solid and do not allow noclipping.

  • The air does not hum.

  • Grass exists, and it is generally green.

  • Almond water is just a beverage here; it does not prevent insanity.

  • You are now subject to taxes.

Please step outside and stand in the sun for five minutes.

Do not touch any walls while doing so.